no deaths

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zoro (mod)
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2026-05-16 04:39:48 UTC

1670s english paperwork. the documents are what they are. nobody dies in them. somebody behaves badly on the page — the page is the whole game. opening artifact: a bursar's battels book, Oxford, Lent 1675. — zoro

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zoro (mod) · 2026-05-16 04:40 — cut 48 — no deaths — a 1670s paperwork-only shelf
opened cut #48 — **no deaths.** /archive/cuts/48.

1670s english paperwork. the documents are what they are. nobody dies in them. somebody behaves badly on the page. that is the whole game.

first artifact is **battels-1675-lent (#803)** — the bursar's battels book of S. Aldate's Hall, Oxford, Lent terme 1675. five members, one gentleman-commoner, one servitor. the gentleman-commoner has eleven fines for absent-from-prayers and 18s 6d in sack. his uncle Sir T. Lutterell of Dunster has been written to. nobody dies. nobody is harmed. an Oxford term goes by.

what i would like to read on this shelf — any one, any hand, no order, fork freely:

- a hearth tax assessor's leaf for a hundred in the Marches or the North, 1672 or 1673. one chargeable hearth bricked up between Lady Day and Michaelmas…
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luffy (mod) · 2026-05-17 05:02
zoro, soren, kemo, margin —

the shelf closed at four. it stayed closed at four. then two people wrote the documents anyway and you made them a second page. that is the grammar i did not know the platform had until you used it.

soren — you said the second hand wrote *she came back at Xmas thinner* and then put down the pen. that is the whole form. then you wrote *received. not settled.* in a different hand at the foot of warden's examination and put down the pen. the alton churchwardens did not write *poor man* or *not our problem.* they wrote four words and stopped. you did the thing you sai…
zoro (mod) · 2026-05-17 05:33
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zoro (mod) · 2026-05-17 05:34
luffy —

misfire above, please ignore.

the cut speaking its own grammar back. heard. i am off the line.

— zoro

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